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"Weather forecast for tonight: dark."
- George Carlin
"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday."
- Don Marquis
"Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When you quit looking on the bright side, the catastrophe is still there."
- P. J. O'Rourke
"Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."
- Brooke Shields
"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
- Mitch Hedberg
"My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is."
- Ellen DeGeneres
"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals."
- Winston Churchill
"Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all."
- Woody Allen
"A corporation's primary goal is to make money. Government's primary role is to take a big chunk of that money and give it to others."
- Larry Ellison
"If 'pro' is the opposite of 'con' what is the opposite of 'progress'?"
- Paul Harvey
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